Capt. Stubbing

Owner and Captain of the LOVE GOAT
I'm sorry. I can't talk right now. My ship hasn't even begun her new live as a romantic cruise ship and it's already infested with chaos goats.

After completing the 'SPOOOOOOON!' quest:

Owner and Captain of the LOVE GOAT
J6 sent you? Well, you can tell him that I'm sorry but he'll have to find somewhere else to spend his honeymoon. I've got bigger things to worry about. My dreams of running a romantic cruise ship have sunk thanks to ALL THESE BLASTED GOATS! Yes… I said goats.

Talk
The Love Goat wasn't always the beautiful cruise vessel you see before you. No, once upon a time she hauled freight… specifically livestock and feed… specifically goats. That MIGHT have something to do with why these Chaos Goats have taken her over.

- Capt. Stubbing's Quests

After completing the 'MEGA-GOAT!' quest:

Owner and Captain of the LOVE GOAT
Thank you SO much for all your help. I had all but given up. I was ready to scuttle the Love Goat but thanks to you, your friends J6 and Cinazool are going to be my first customers and I'll make sure that they have the time of their lives! Thanks a lot and tell your friend congratulations for me!

- Talk

Location: Cruise

Thanks to Flitterifie and Shal.