Chairman Platinum
- At Battle Fools
- At BattleCon / Vendor Booths
- At Battleon
- At Ebil Guardian Tower / Guardian Tower
- EbilCorp HQ
- At EbilCorp Takeover
CEO of EbilCorp
Greetings, friends. I'm Chairman Platinum… your new leader. I've just purchased Artix Entertainment and I've had some changes made to the games. You are all required to equip the new EbilCorp Standard Player armor found in the shop below. I hope you enjoy your new gaming experience inside EBILQUEST WORLDS. Actually, I don't care.
CEO of EbilCorp
You there. How would you like to fulfill all of MY dreams? Work for me doing the dirtiest, evillest work possible for zero gold? No? Excellent. You'll start next week.
Talk
If I told you anything about myself, I'd have to kill you. On second thought, undead minions don't need to sleep… MUAHAHAHAHA!
During AQWorld's Birthday 2012:
Chairman of the Board, EbilCorp
NO! I can't believe that you were able to defeat my minions in ALL SIX GAMES! YOU caused "Operation Gamecode" to FAIL! I will not accept this failure! You haven't seen the last of me, you worms! Enjoy your moment in the sun and your little tour of AE's Secret Underground Lab!
- 4th Birthday Shop
- EbilCorp House Rares
- EC Event Rares
What is going on?
Since Artix Entertainment did not accept our offer to join EbilCorp, we are taking their entire gaming network offline. Our drones have invaded every AE game, and they know at EbilCorp, failure is not an option. Once we have achieved total control, we will take ALL of Artix Entertainment's games offline. Permanently.
Chairman of the Board, EbilCorp
Welcome to "Operation Gameocide" - our minions have invaded zones throughout this world. Every drone is set to detonate on Friday, October 19th. Once activated, an automatic shut-down sequence will be engaged. All Artix Entertainment games will be permanently destroyed. You are now an EbilCorp employee. Report to CEO Zorbak for registration.
- EC Event Rares
- EbilCorp House Rares
What is going on?
Since Artix Entertainment did not accept our offer to join EbilCorp, we are taking their entire gaming network offline. Our drones have invaded every AE game, and they know at EbilCorp, failure is not an option. Once we have achieved total control, we will take ALL of Artix Entertainment's games offline. Permanently.
During April Fool's 2012:
CEO of EBILCORP
Greetings, friends. I'm Chairman Platinum… your new leader. I've just purchased Artix Entertainment and I've had some changes made to the games. You are all required to equip the new EbilCorp Standard Player armor found in the shop below. I hope you enjoy your new gaming experience inside EBILQUEST WORLDS. Actually, I don't care.
Chairman of the Board
Welcome, Artix Entertainment Hero, to "Operation Gameocide." Our minions are currently invading zones throughout this world. Every drone is set to detonate on Friday, October 19th. Once activated, an automatic shut-down sequence will be engaged. All Artix Entertainment games will be permanently destroyed. Until then, you are required to report to CEO Zorbak for registration as an EbilCorp employee.
Wait, what?
Since Artix Entertainment did not accept our offer to join EbilCorp, we are taking their entire gaming network offline. Our drones have invaded every AE game, and they know at EbilCorp, failure is not an option. Once we have achieved total control, we will take ALL of Artix Entertainment's games offline. Permanently.
CEO of EbilCorp
Welcome to the new and improved EbilCorp HQ! This is much better than that dusty, old Guardian Tower we took over— I mean, “bought”, in Battleon a while ago! Dreadrock Citadel is truly the place where EbilCorp can grow! Muwhahaha! cough cough I mean, we are turning over a new leaf here! Fingers crossed, I swear! And I need your help doing so! Help me get these influencers for our newest… “product”!
Influencers?
If we are going to make EbilCorp more powerful-- I mean, better than ever, we are going to need to get the word out! And what better than getting some of Lore's most influential, and powerful, people to do so! Help me get them signed on as influencers! They can be some of the founding members of the EbilCorp Collective! And tell them whatever you need to in order to get those contracts signed!
Product?
Ah, you are wondering what our new product is! Well… It's pretty great, that's what it is! It's--(hmm, let's see, what are Heroes most interested in…)--a weapon with a massive damage boost! And an armor that will make you invincible! And it will make everyone love you, or hate you, whichever you prefer! But it's really whatever our influencers want it to be!Oh, I'll help… (until I figure out what's going on!)
Perfect! Your assistance is appreciated!
- Chairman Platinum's Quests
- Ebil HQ Merge
After completing the 'Gravelyn's Contract' quest:
CEO of EbilCorp
MUWAHAHA! With all those magical contracts signed, all those “influencers' “ secrets belong to me! What's that? You want the contracts? Well too bad! They are all nice and secure in the Server Room, which is locked! Good luck getting past that one!
After completing the 'Server Room Access' quest:
CEO of EbilCorp
So you can get in the Server Room now, big whoop! If you really want to destroy the contracts, you are going to have to destroy my greatest creation yet: the M.C.P! Or, the Master Chairman Platinum for long! You'll never be able to destroy it!
After completing the 'The M.C.P' quest:
CEO of EbilCorp
No!!! That's not fair! The contracts were all right here! Stupid technology! From now on, I'm keeping hard copies of everything! You win this time, “Hero”! But this isn't over!
CEO of EbilCorp
Look at this mess! LERB has really outdone themselves this time! Once this is all said and done, they are going to owe ME money! They even managed to bribe some of my goons to join their cause! You are going to have to show those officers who's boss! The first officer that you are going to face is Kuro, a fishman from the Greenguard Rivers. Go remind him why he's an early boss!
Your Office?
No, this isn't really *my* office! My office is on the top floor of the building. I even ran upstairs, grabbed the sign, and wrote 'Not' above it so people would know that!
- Chairman Platinum's Quests
- EbilCorp Cafe Shop
After completing the 'Fishman Flop' quest:
CEO of EbilCorp
Alright, with all his fish fodder out of the way, it's time to take out Kuro!
Your Office?
No, this isn't really *my* office! My office is on the top floor of the building. I even ran upstairs, grabbed the sign, and wrote 'Not' above it so people would know that!
- Chairman Platinum's Quests
- EbilCorp Cafe Shop
After completing the 'Chief Fish Marketing Officer' quest:
CEO of EbilCorp
Well done! Kuro won't be doing any marketing anytime soon! The next officer I need you to take down is Jackson Sprat. Oh, you probably know him as "Big Jack" Sprat from the Greenguard Graveyard (say that 10 times fast!). Don't let him fool you, he gave himself that nickname. Nobody calls him that around here. Take out those nasty Slimes he tracked in here, they are making a mess of my pristine hallways!
- Chairman Platinum's Quests
- EbilCorp Cafe Shop
After completing the 'Lay Offs' quest:
CEO of EbilCorp
Alright, Hero! It's time to let the Human Remains Officer know that his services are no longer necessary! Escort him out of my building!
- Chairman Platinum's Quests
- EbilCorp Cafe Shop
After completing the 'Human Remains Officer' quest:
CEO of EbilCorp
Now that Sprat is taken care of, the last lower officer you have to deal with is General General, General Porkon, the smelliest of the bunch. I can't have him stinking up my offices anymore! Though it doesn't help that I tried to bribe him with all these EbilCorp Battle Drones… patent pending. Doesn't matter, take them out!
- Chairman Platinum's Quests
- EbilCorp Cafe Shop
After completing the 'Tech Collection' quest:
CEO of EbilCorp
Ugh, I can nearly smell him from here! I need Porkon out of this building immediately!
- Chairman Platinum's Quests
- EbilCorp Cafe Shop
After completing the 'General General' quest:
CEO of EbilCorp
Thank goodness! All that is left is just the CIO… The, uh, Chief Immolation Officer… Vasalkar… You remember her. The Red Dragon? Did I not mention she was here? Sorry, not sorry! She probably whooped you good during your Dragonslayer training back at her lair! Well don't worry! She brought some of her Draconian buddies for some fun! And by fun, I mean revenge… Good luck!
- Chairman Platinum's Quests
- EbilCorp Cafe Shop
After completing the 'Final Notice' quest:
CEO of EbilCorp
Don't worry! Vasalkar has only gotten much stronger since you last faced her! With all my state of the art EbilCorp tech! What? What do you mean that's not comforting?!
- Chairman Platinum's Quests
- EbilCorp Cafe Shop
After completing the 'Chief Immolation Officer' quest:
CEO of EbilCorp
I'm going to say something, and let it be known that it is something that I would never say, not even to my own mother! Thaaank--- Nope! Can't even say it after all the help you just did. I would lose all credibility if I was seen thanking a hero. Wait, that doesn't count! Anyway, have some of my EbilCorp tech, after you work for it of course, as my way of saying "thank you". Dang it! That one really doesn't count!!!
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