I've misplaced my copy of "Derp: an Explication of the Conceptual Re-Engineering of the Societal Emphasis on Kawaii Culture, Volume VII" — oh, you've never read it? It's a MASTERFUL work, and my copy was signed by one of the foremost scholars on the subject. The Rainbow Derpicorn snatched it out of my hands while I was lollygagging last week. Recover it for me, and I'll reward you abundantly.
Derp is a MOST efficacious word, and can be used as a replacement for nouns, adjectives, verbs, prefixes, infixes, suffixes… I could go on and on and on. You could say I am rather sesquipeDERPian.
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- Explication of Derp Volume VII x1
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I'm sure you've encountered Cysero, the Green WeaponSmith, in your travels through Battleon. It isn't common knowledge, but the man is a legend. A true gourmand and a baker beyond measure. But after a long day behind a hot forge, even HE needs to replenish his electrolytes… and I can make his favorite snack: PICKLES. You bring me the ingredients from the GardenQuest and if all goes well… you'll get a treat!
Fact: the popular snack commonly known as a "pickle" is technically a pickled cucumber. Many vegetables and fruits can be made even tastier by pickling them in brine, and could all be accurately referred to as a "pickle."
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Have you ever wanted to touch the clouds? Well, I like to seal them! A pal of mine gave me a spell that could CREATE clouds. Isn't that awesome? However, it requires certain spell components, which is where YOU come in. Get me a Heater from Thrmax and a Tank from General Pollution, both in /Pollution. Then, a Pump from Marianus in /Natatorium. And finally, a Sensor from a Dwakel Blaster. Have fun!
You place the pile of miscellaneous parts in front of the Court Jester. She waves her hands over the pile of junk, as if she's trying to cast a spell. Then, she bends down and starts putting all of the pieces together, along with tangled pile of wires. You fall asleep from sheer boredom, but you suddently wake up to hear "TA-DA!!!! It worked!" You see the Court Jester running around frantically, like she's on cloud nine, holding a weird machine that's creating clouds. You wish you would've stayed asleep.
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- Fog Machine Heater x1
- Fog Machine Pump x1
- Fog Machine Tank x1
- Fog Machine Sensor x1
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