David Rockefeather

Billionaire Bird Banker
Listen, bud. I'm a very busy bird. I get paid 5000 gold an hour, so this little squawk we're having would easily cost a buck fifty. Luckily for you, you've caught me during my coffee break and I'm feeling a bit philanthropic, so I'll help you stash your prized possessions pro bono. Perhaps later I'll teach you how to invest in the stork market – but that'll cost ya.

- Bank - Opens your Bank

Location: Birds With Harms
Notes:

• This NPC is a parody of David Rockefeller.
• Also see:
  • Augold.
  • Augur.

Thanks to Collectors.