Jack (NPC)

The 'Magical Fruit' Farmer
I seriously can't believe this. I actually do something cool and productive like making a Chickencow Ladder to-an-uncharted-Giant-realm-thing and THIS is the thanks I get? Yea, stealing all my townsfolk is great for my teenage self-esteem. Thanks, Giant.

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Pffft, just look at this place. It's ginormous. My townsfolk could be anywhere by now. Even allll the waaaaay over there at his Castle (I am only assuming it is the Giant's Castle, and am assuming it is a he).

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The only way to know for sure is to send a scout—hey, you! Yea, you're perfect! Look at how you're dressed compared to me; you are MUCH more suited for a reconnaissance mission. Yup.

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So whaddya say? Help me save my townsfolk in exchange for a foreshadowed story-to-tell-the-kids-back-home-in-Yulgar's-Inn? I know I'm game.

- Jack's Quests

The 'Magical Fruit' Farmer
Great, so now we have to try to sneak into a village of blue sneevils, get the ingredients for a sleeping potion, and escape with our lives, right? And by "we" I mean "you". Sounds like a party. Have fun. I'll just sit here quietly.

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This place it's nuts. Giants, blue sneevils… it's all a bit too much. I'd really like to just save my town and go back to being a terrible, teenage bean farmer.

- Jack's Quests

After completing the 'There Is No Spoon' quest:

The 'Magical Fruit' Farmer
Uh… I think we can leave. Can we PLEASE leave?

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This place it's nuts. Giants, blue sneevils… it's all a bit too much. I'd really like to just save my town and go back to being a terrible, teenage bean farmer.