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John Geese

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British Goose, The Poultry of Silly Walks
Listen. I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now. He ain't resting nor sleeping nor stunned nor pinin' for the fjords; the LoreLegion Blue has expired and gone to meet his maker! Bereft of life! RIP!

Location: Birds with Harms
Note: This NPC is a parody of John Cleese.

Thanks to Amduscia.

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