Paul & Storm

Inter-dimentional Bards of the Multiverse
Welcome to Battleoff, where everything in this land is exactly the opposite from yours! We have also practiced this speech so many times that we are able to speak in complete unison. Pretty cool, huh? …oh yea, you should probably go speak to Drakath over there.

After completing the 'Get the List!' quest:

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So, now that you got that list… what are we still doing here? You should probably click that big red button that says 'Lightovia' now. Let's go!

After completing all quests:

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Great job, hero. You really pulled this world's buns out of the fire. What a GREAT birthday party!

Inter-dimentional Bards of the Multiverse
Ah, the sweet stench of chickens. I guess that's why they call them fowls! *bun dun tiss* … um yea, so this farm has been chaorrupted by chaos. But from what the previous cutscene just showed you, the Nugget Man here has the Platinum Feather you seek. Complete our quests, devour the Nugget Man, and let's get back to Battleoff!

- Paul & Storm's Quests

Before completing the 'Get the List!' quest:

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Why are we here aren't we supposed to be directing you from Battleoff? Weird…

After completing the 'Get the List!' quest:

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And so the hero's great journey begins! Let us be the first to welcome you to the land of the Lycans, Lightovia… since no one else around here will. You will have to reach Safiria, Queen of the Werewolves, in order to get that Crown of Blood thing Drakath told you about. Good luck!

- Paul & Storm's Quests

After completing the 'Crown of Blood' quest:

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Now that we have the Crown we should head back to Battleoff.