Pineapple Pen

Location: Feast
Price: N/A (Reward from the 'A Pineapple Slayer' quest)
Sellback: 0 AC
Rarity: Seasonal Item Rarity
Base Damage: 27-33
Description: You have a pen. You have a pineapple. Unh PINEAPPLE PEN PINEAPPLE PEN PINEAPPLE PEN PINEAPPLE PEN PINEAPPLE PEN /dance
Notes:

• This item is a parody of the song Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen.
• Also see Pineapple Pens.

Thanks to Apus.