Professor Ginx

Intrepid Explorer?
Hello? Where are you? My sister and I haven't been working our butts off just so you can crawl into a corner and die! Come on - AH! YOU! Lucky me! I get a turn with Big Lizzy's judgy glare. Ugh, I don't have time for this. I'm too busy looking for…a sick little dog.

Creatures
Are you blaming me for the snakes and ladders? Nope. If the Sandsea was being taken over by our Chaos, you'd have known yesterday. My twin and I would have been bragging loud enough to hear in your sleep. What you have infesting the desert has to be some sort of poser. Someone wearing purple pretending to be us. Tch- and ouch! These snakes bite pretty hard. Ugh, if this has something to do with my sister's awful beach vacay…

Chaos
Buzz off. This is all your fault! No good deed goes unpunished indeed! I'm here, pores clogged with sand, 'cause the boss man's going crazy! The type of skull-melting loony that makes you hate your own company! The burns he got from fighting your battle aren't improving, and now he keeps trying to break out of his own house! It's Chaotic, but not in the fun way! Or the powerful way! Ugh, I think I caught asthma or something.

Tomb
We heard this tomb leaks juice that can heal you- not that it'd make a difference for us. Problem is, you have to be the Sandsea's true Pharaoh to get it, and no one on our side fits that description. You hear that, Drakath? Your doofus dad should have worked harder if he wanted SekDuat's hat! Can we just go home already? Don't make me ask your bestest friend here to drag you back! It'd be sooooo embarrassing! For both of us!

After completing the 'How the Mighty Have Fallen' quest:

Intrepid Explorer?
Oh, whoop-dee-doo. You found him for me. I don't care if I owe you…but boss man sure does. The doors to the deepest room in this tomb will only open for the true Pharaoh of the Sandsea. Rules were made to be broken, so I'll finesse a way to get you all in there. It'll be good for him to see that drinking the water won't help his burns, too. Why would it? He's always hated Sek-Duat. As if the rest of the Sandsea would throw us a bone.

Creatures
Are you blaming me for the snakes and ladders? Nope. If the Sandsea was being taken over by our Chaos, you'd have known yesterday. My twin and I would have been bragging loud enough to hear in your sleep. What you have infesting the desert has to be some sort of poser. Someone wearing purple pretending to be us. Tch- and ouch! These snakes bite pretty hard. Ugh, if this has something to do with my sister's awful beach vacay…

Chaos
Buzz off. This is all your fault! No good deed goes unpunished indeed! I'm here, pores clogged with sand, 'cause the boss man's going crazy! The type of skull-melting loony that makes you hate your own company! The burns he got from fighting your battle aren't improving, and now he keeps trying to break out of his own house! It's Chaotic, but not in the fun way! Or the powerful way! Ugh, I think I caught asthma or something.

Tomb
We heard this tomb leaks juice that can heal you- not that it'd make a difference for us. Problem is, you have to be the Sandsea's true Pharaoh to get it, and no one on our side fits that description. You hear that, Drakath? Your doofus dad should have worked harder if he wanted SekDuat's hat! Can we just go home already? Don't make me ask your bestest friend here to drag you back! It'd be sooooo embarrassing! For both of us!

After completing the 'Rite of Apophis' quest:

Intrepid Explorer?
Do we have to keep hanging out with you losers? Ugh, it's not like we could just leave. Boss man got me into this mess, so I can complain all I want! A gust of wind could take him out. The reason he's wearing that stupid sweatshirt-grey hood is because the sand makes his burns hurt like crazy. Whatever you're doing, snake exterminating or shadow hunting, get it over with already. Sis is gonna chew me out worse than when I got kicked out of Balemorale.

Creatures
Are you blaming me for the snakes and ladders? Nope. If the Sandsea was being taken over by our Chaos, you'd have known yesterday. My twin and I would have been bragging loud enough to hear in your sleep. What you have infesting the desert has to be some sort of poser. Someone wearing purple pretending to be us. Tch- and ouch! These snakes bite pretty hard. Ugh, if this has something to do with my sister's awful beach vacay…

Chaos
Buzz off. This is all your fault! No good deed goes unpunished indeed! I'm here, pores clogged with sand, 'cause the boss man's going crazy! The type of skull-melting loony that makes you hate your own company! The burns he got from fighting your battle aren't improving, and now he keeps trying to break out of his own house! It's Chaotic, but not in the fun way! Or the powerful way! Ugh, I think I caught asthma or something.

Tomb
We heard this tomb leaks juice that can heal you- not that it'd make a difference for us. Problem is, you have to be the Sandsea's true Pharaoh to get it, and no one on our side fits that description. You hear that, Drakath? Your doofus dad should have worked harder if he wanted SekDuat's hat! Can we just go home already? Don't make me ask your bestest friend here to drag you back! It'd be sooooo embarrassing! For both of us!

Location: Tomb of the Blue Lotus
Notes:

• Ginx is an anagram of Xing.
• Also see Dr. Ganx.

Thanks to Tux47.