If you believe you have what it takes to become a Martial Artist, join my dojo and become my student. The challenges you'll face will be unlike anything you've experienced ever before! Few have the determination to see this journey to mastery through. Are you up for it?
You're the first student I've had in years. Let's see how long you last…
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My techniques harness the abilities of Frogzards, Gorillaphants, and Dragons- three creatures with a deep connection to Lore. You must familiarize yourself with these beasts before your training can truly begin. Let's start with 500 of each. The Frogzards in /nexus, Gorillaphants in /arcangrove, and Dragons in /etherwardes should be suitable foes for you.
This is merely the first step, but you have potential! Most students give up and go back to their lackluster lives. Don't be a quitter, and don't heave such a heavy sigh! Defeating 500 Dragons is nothing. 500 Frogzards is even less. You can start having a little pride after the million mark.
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The trial of 500 you just completed? That was nothing. Let us see how you handle a whopping 500,000 of each! If you think this is too much, then you will never be ready to learn my techniques.
(This old geezer is crazy if he thinks I have time for this… but he never said HOW I had to defeat them. I'm sure a few of these monsters have been defeated already, maybe Death can help me out with this if I offer to do a few favors.)
Back already? How can that be? It wasn't supposed to - I mean, hrrmm! You are a promising student indeed. That was much faster than I anticipated, but you have much yet to learn. Come. Your training will continue.
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That was just the beginning. Are you tired? Ha, I have bad news for you, because now you get to do it again! Remember this bitterness well. It'll make your punches and kicks hit harder than a coddled, silver spoon sucking, Ds-get-degrees layabout!
(Seriously? I could talk to Death again, or maybe I could just pay someone else to hunt these beasts for me. /dreadrock might be a good place to start looking.)
You move with suspicious haste, almost as fast as me. I've never met anyone with as much potential as you. Don't smile just yet. You're not quite there, and this time…I'll take a closer look at the proof of your feats.
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What is a million more? Several years worth of training, that's what! I expect you to have a beard by the time you're back. It doesn't matter if you don't have the chin for it, you will have whiskers…unless you're up to something.
(Oh come on, can't he just start teaching me already? Wait a second… That Sir Render guy in /portal might know a few things about giving up, maybe I should talk to him.)
This should have taken you years. What is going on?
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This must be a fluke! Do it again! From the bottom Up! Bring me proof that you've defeated 2000000 Frogzards, 2000000 Gorillaphants, and 2000000 Dragons! I want them extinct!
(Ok this is getting ridiculous, I'm just going to buy a Catapult from the Misc. House Item Shop and blow these guys up.)
Is there something you would like to tell me? No? I will find out what you are hiding soon enough.
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The only way to become a Master of the Martial Arts like me is to defeat 5999500 more Frogzards, 5999500 more Gorillaphants, and 5999500 more Dragons. Until then, I will be the only true Master in history.
(Now, I have a good amount of options to cheat his faulty system. Let's get this done.)
That was…quick. In fact, that should have been impossible! You were supposed to give up and tell everyone that I was the only Martial Arts Master to ever reach this level! You cheated, didn't you!?
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You didn't just cheat my training regimen. A lazy lout like you cheated yourself. I can't let you spread your methods. My reputation will plummet! Prepare yourself for the hardest lesson of your life! I'll show you what a real Master can do!
(Oh how I've been waiting for this!)
*cough* *wheeze* It seems like I stepped on a snake, only to realize that it was the tail of a Dragon. If I name you the true Master of the Martial Arts, will you let me slink away with the rest of my bones intact? I won't try to trick anyone else again, promise.
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